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wish i knew someone who would go with me. maybe i’ll try and get my dad into him and make him come with me. speaking of father/daughter concert time, garfunkel soon-ish! whooo.
is stressing me the fuck out.
Pam: So ok. I’m watching the movie, by myself…
Jim: Right.
Pam: Because I just wanted a relaxing evening at home…
Jim: Ok.
Pam: And, I’m freaking out.
Jim: Yeah.
Pam: That movie is so scary!
Jim: I know!
Pam: But I’m holding on because I keep waiting for Sandra Bullock to show up.
Jim: No way. How do you confuse 28 Days with 28 Days Later?
Pam: Because I got it at Blockbuster and they don’t put the pictures on the box.
Jim: No, you’re making this up!
Pam: Would I make that up?
Jim: Yes. Fancy New Beesley would make that up. New apartment, new stories.
Pam: Oh, yeah, in my fancy new apartment. I have one bedroom, one bathroom, and a closet.
Jim: And how many kitchens?
Pam: I have one kitchen.
Jim: Wow, you got totally taken for a ride Beesley.
Pam: It’s actually…
Jim: Most apartments these days have like three.
Pam: Three kitchens?
Jim: Yes! How are you going to cook every meal of the day in one kitchen?The Office 3.05 - “Initiation”
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TOPANGA: Cory, why are the beds pushed together?
CORY: Oh, well.. we are going to be living together. I just assumed that..
TOPANGA: Cory, you and I are living together to get closer as a couple. This needs to be an ordinary night where we behave just as ourselves, nothing special.
CORY: You are wrong! You just are!!Boy Meets World. 6.14 - “Getting Hitched”
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Gob: Take off your glasses. Oh … Wait, wait. Let down your hair. No, glasses on, hair back up. Let’s just get that hair right back up.
Kitty: Let me turn the lights off.
Gob: Yes, yes, please.Arrested Development (Visiting Ours, 1x06)
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